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quote #1756:

Scott: how many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn
Malkaia: I don't know, but the answer's probably fucked up.
Scott: It depends on how hard you throw them
Malkaia: We have a winner!
Scott: ...cuz when they hit the explode3
Scott: hahah
Scott: get it?
Scott: cuz its baby blood
  -added 2005-09-08 by Malkaia