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quote #305:

this is a quote from stile --

I can log onto various chat rooms and actually talk to people who are living in the places where war is a reality.

"We're going to kill you all motherfuckers!"

"That's what you think! This is our land! We will crush you!"

"No! It's ours! JIHAD!"

"Anyone got that new Fatboy Slim MP3 off Napster?"

"We were here first!! Oh I got that song, Fatboy rules! ALLAHU AKBAR!"

"Down with America! Can you send me that file dude? Bob Marley rocks."

"Hey, I just farted! Sorry dude, my mom says I can't trade MP3's with Jews."

"Oh come on man, don't make me take out a Fatwah on your ass!"

I guess I would have to say that I'm a pacifist by nature. I've never even gotten into a fist fight let alone stoned someone to death. Maybe it's because I know I would get my fucking ass kicked if I ever did get into a fight.
  -added 2000-10-26


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