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databyss: there's lots of money to be made in other peoples shit
-added 2010-02-11 by DualShock [
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psx790: you ever notice in movies that computer users never use a mouse?
databyss: :)
psx790: and how they can build complex (presumably) OpenGL / DirectX based 3D user interfaces and graphics in 10 minutes? (with only a keyboard of course)
databyss: of course
databyss: can't you?
psx790: every day
-added 2009-12-29 by DualShock [
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databyss: I KNOW you're not gonna believe me, but IE locked up on me!
psx790: OMG that is unthinkable!
databyss: yep... it happened
databyss: I KNOW you're not gonna believe me, but IE locked up on me again!
psx790: OMG it is unimaginable!
psx790: forget 2012, the world is ending TODAY!
-added 2009-12-29 by DualShock [
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psx790: hehe, 3.3GHz stock, overclocked to 3.98 :-)
psx790: WHOA 3 radeon 5870 cards
psx790: you need your own personal nuclear powerplant (or naquadah generator) to run that one :-)
psx790: <-- stargate dork
databyss: nerd!
-added 2009-12-29 by DualShock [
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databyss: I just remembered there was a sound clip from Gruden last night that I wanted to show you
databyss: gotta see if it's on the internets
DualShock: i may have some trouble seeing sound clips, didn't learn how to do that in skool
DualShock: damn snevets
-added 2009-10-15 by DualShock [
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databyss: I'd love to spend a couple hundred bucks on 4 1TB SATA drives and be done with my old drives/partitions
databyss: just for cleanliness
psx790: a couple hundred bucks? you can get those for like $60 now
psx790: hmm ok that adds up to $240
psx790: n/m
-added 2009-09-26 by DualShock [
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JLP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9hK45Are6wfrivolouscoho: U dey craze. I no sabi who u be so leave me alone. Ra m'aka kpele?
JLP: haha
JLP: too late
JLP: THE MATRIX HAS YOU
frivolouscoho: Wetin dey worry u sef
JLP: I'm almost positive you're typing English, but I can't figure out why dialect
frivolouscoho: Who are u!?!
JLP: it's customary to introduce yourself before asking someone's name
frivolouscoho: I mean u started it y dont u reveal urself
JLP: precisely to create a situation like this :-p
frivolouscoho: You b a dude?
JLP: I consider myself a bro, but sure
frivolouscoho: U be american?
JLP: who else would have this much free time?
frivolouscoho: U dey get wat i dey speak?
JLP: it takes 1 or 2 tries, but yeah
JLP: other than "Ra m'aka kpele?"
JLP: that part I completely missed
frivolouscoho: U do recognise dat i'm laughing at u right now?
JLP: oh most definitely!
frivolouscoho: C'mon just QUIT?!!
JLP: but why? you're having so much fun laughing at me!
frivolouscoho: Wait, are you real? Like seriously who u b
JLP: I am the terror that flaps in the night
frivolouscoho: DuDE, dats creepy. OmG u're a computer?
frivolouscoho: Ha! Gotcha!!!
JLP: I am the batteries that are not included
frivolouscoho: J'ai no understand wetin u dey talk?Gee dats scary
JLP: I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am.
JLP: wait
JLP: are you laughing or scared?
JLP: or laughing scared?
JLP: that'd be awesome
frivolouscoho: Just stop as in chill
JLP: just chill
JLP: til the next episode
frivolouscoho: Wats the point of talking to a robot?
JLP: man, didn't you watch Battlestar Galactica?
JLP: robots will either have sex with you or drop bombs on you
JLP: or both
JLP: you gotta be ready
frivolouscoho: Noo ,nd by the way egwu na tu mu obele
frivolouscoho: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww oh thats so grosssssssssssss
frivolouscoho: Something dey worry u
JLP: dropping bombs? yeah
JLP: I strongly disapprove of bombs
frivolouscoho: In fact u dey craze
JLP: robots can't be crazy
JLP: we can only be what we were programmed to be
frivolouscoho: Umm...check your data base
frivolouscoho: Dats robot talk right there
JLP: SELECT * FROM RawData;
JLP: <insert garbage here>
-added 2009-05-29 [
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NekoDaimyo: Which happens to be a silhoutte of a pikachu, right?
McClaud: Yes.
McClaud: Which pikachu on the forum, we'll never know.
NekoDaimyo: Wait, wait. There's more than one pika?
MichiB: LOL
NekoDaimyo: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD
MichiB: Pika!!!
*** MichiB is now known as PikaMichi.
* NekoDaimyo whimpers
PikaMichi: chuuuuuu
* PikaMichi nuzzles Neko's leg
PikaMichi: chuu??
*** Milk is now known as PikaMilk.
*** PikaMilk is now known as Milk.
Milk: Nevermind that.
Milk: That just sounds disturbing.
NekoDaimyo: ... yes
PikaMichi: LMAO!!!!!
-added 2009-01-28 by chibiche [
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nak: i only say gloworm aggressively
nak: cause that shit is like....elusive
-added 2009-01-15 by 40 Thieves [
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(FDS projections meeting)
CFO: So first quarter will see the implementatoin of a new server system.
CFO: And that means that the savings will be somewhere over nine thousand.
Someone in the back of the room: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
-added 2009-01-15 by mcclaud [
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GoatsWorking: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!
Milk: Oooh! Where's the fun and games!
GoatsWorking: over there next to the punch bowl
GoatsWorking: pie will be served at 7pm promptly
-added 2008-12-23 [
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Recipe for "guiltless pizza": Take 1 plain rice cake. Enjoy!
-added 2008-09-03 by 40 Thieves [
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Whenever someone thinks that they can replace SSL/SSH with something much better that they designed this morning over coffee, their computer speakers should generate some sort of penis-shaped sound wave and plunge it repeatedly into their skulls until they achieve enlightenment.
-added 2008-08-27 by 40 Thieves [
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McClaud: Can we buy a pony?
MichiB: YUSH!! 8D
MichiB: though, I don't know how 35 and 24 year olds look riding ponies
McClaud: True
McClaud: Hmmmmm.
McClaud: Maybe we ought to buy a pikachu instead.
MichiB: Hai!!! *^__________*
MichiB: ah! my eye!! DX
SleepyNekoSleeps: But can you afford to keep a darkenese programmer?
MichiB: LMAO
MichiB: all he needs it Bacardi and a computer, right??
SleepyNekoSleeps: Probably the occasionaly bit a pika-chow, too.
MichiB: I can't imagin Pika-chow is that expensive though
SleepyNekoSleeps: Could be.
-added 2008-08-19 by NekoDaimyo [
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everlightknight: I obviously don't know where F9 is all the time because I have alot of strange videos from fraps. there's even one where I'm idle in TF2, I'm never idle in TF2, how did that happen?
-added 2008-08-05 [
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